ARGH!!!!!

I was minding my own business, happily watching some youtube videos on my desktop, when I felt something strange was in my hair. Reached out, touched something hard and strange, thought it was yet another beetle, but no!!!!!!!

IT

WAS

A

COCKROACH!!!!!!

*run away screaming*

Well I'm not particularly scared of them, but it's just plain disgusting to find one rummaging around my hair. It smells of garbage meh?!!

RAWR!

The confounding thing was flicked onto my computer table and I swiped it down to the ground where it lay twitching on its back, trying to flip back up.

I was at a loss of what to do, I couldnt bear to touch it nor had I anything to 'kiap' it with.

How?!!?!!!

So I slammed a tissue box on it, thinking it'll knock the wind off the darn muggafudda.

But nooOOo, it continued twitching and squirming with its spindly hairy legs. I took out the insecticide and sprayed at it like there was no tomorrow and it finally got high on the intoxicating fumes. *puke*

Now what?! I had a gross thingamajig that was a full 7cm, not including feelers, the floor was slimy with the spray and such and I wasn't going to let the ants have a feast!

I managed to swipe the body into a plastic bag and yay! dumped it in the bin~

Here's a picture of it:-

I apologise if you were eating something and reading this.

cheryl - 1, cockroach - NONE! :D